A religion built around the Wii. All followers will carry around their Wiimote with their Mii saved on to it to aid them in times of need. The Wii itself is a conduit from the Gods telling its followers when to rest and exercise.
Members of Wiiology will use the Wiis many games to keep them strong in both body and mind. The Wii even berates followers for not reguarly taking orders from the machine. There is roughly 1 Wii for every 127 people in the world making it one of the most widespread religions in the world.
It is not the study of urine.
Wiiology guides us in every way, even allowing us to escape the ravages of time by chopping away Wii Fit years in a matter of days!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.