wifevoidance

When you find things to do so you can avoid your wife

Husband to friend: “Putting in work here at the gym!”
Friend: “dude it’s 5:15am and you were up sending me memes at like 2am, what are you doing?”
Husband: “wifevoidance, bro, if I stay at the gym long enough I can just go straight to work afterwards and completely not have to see her”
Friend: “smart”

by David Shinn February 10, 2023