wife face 

The opposite of a whore face.

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face

wife face by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014

Punch your wife in the face hot 

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

Punch your wife in the face hot by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Facebook Wife 

Like Facebook Girlfriend, a facebook wife is a false wife on facebook that you'd like to go out with, but you don't have a chance.

Sometime used to draw attention to 2 people, not as a couple, but as someone who has someone else.

Person1: dude, will you facebook marry me?
Person2: ohyeah, sure! i'd love to have a facebook wife <3

Ex2:
Person1: wanna facebook marry me so we get more attention?
Person2: yeah.. i've been single too long.. i need a facebook wife>_>

Ex3:
person1: your married now?

Person2: yeah, shes smokin, we do everything together. ;)

person1: ohmygodimsojealous... wanna go out sometime?

Facebook Wife by AndyTrew August 1, 2011