When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss
Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team
by lil toshi January 23, 2021
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A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.
* marriage happens *

by MikeIan December 12, 2019
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Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
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The sensual part of a woman’s hips that curve out pleasingly and provide a love handle for a man that wishes to know her carnally. Misinterpreted from Missy Elliott’s song “Work it
Oh gurl, I love them wifs when you’re wearing that underwear.
by Margauxxxx December 27, 2019
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Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent
"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"
by captnich March 21, 2018
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The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.
A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.
by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019
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