wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 27, 2004

greasy bacon wiener

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.

Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.

by xYaxisix December 9, 2011