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wide dog 

The enemy of long cat. An extremely big, fat dog, spread throughout the internet, but yet, it has only been pictured one single time. This picture is easily accessible on the internet, and this is what wide dog is about. A picture of a big, fat dog.
I saw the picture of wide dog yesterday. It is awesome, and 10000 times cooler than long cat.

Wide dog is truly fat.

wide dog 

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat
me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday
wide dog by foodmonster847 November 27, 2019

Double Dog Wide Surprise 

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.
Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.
Longcat holds no sway of the power.
Longcat is LOOOOONG.

Widedoge is WIIIIDDE
Widedog by Ookami Raito February 27, 2008

Longcat vs Widedog

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.
Longcat vs Widedog by WillRKewl October 13, 2009