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wide dog 

wide dog is morbidly obese
wide dog by sr71 August 22, 2008
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wide dog 

The enemy of long cat. An extremely big, fat dog, spread throughout the internet, but yet, it has only been pictured one single time. This picture is easily accessible on the internet, and this is what wide dog is about. A picture of a big, fat dog.
I saw the picture of wide dog yesterday. It is awesome, and 10000 times cooler than long cat.

Wide dog is truly fat.

wide dog 

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat
me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday
wide dog by foodmonster847 November 27, 2019

Double Dog Wide Surprise 

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.
Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.
Double Dog Wide Surprise by RoyerRB January 23, 2021
Longcat holds no sway of the power.
Longcat is LOOOOONG.

Widedoge is WIIIIDDE
Widedog by Ookami Raito February 27, 2008

Longcat vs Widedog

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.
Longcat vs Widedog by WillRKewl October 13, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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