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Jizz Wiper
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016
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jism wiper
A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.
see jizz mopper.
see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
thick and pasty twenty-wiper
When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
thick and pasty twenty-wiper by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021
wiper-tempo
the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.
wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014
kidney-wiper
The male sexual organ.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
thousand wiper
A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
thousand wiper by RickO March 25, 2003
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