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W.I.F.E. 

"Dude I that hottie is my W.I.F.E.!"
W.I.F.E. by Weare2econd April 26, 2017
Related Words
WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.
God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys
W.I.F.E by ALABAMA MAN February 16, 2004
Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
She became your wife (ie private biatch)
W.I.F.E by sam zyza September 15, 2005

W.I.F.E. 

An acronym for Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.
I was programming my W.I.F.E.
W.I.F.E. by Probel Chuvak July 17, 2018
That's the w.i.f.e
W.I.F.E by Aphaq April 22, 2024

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.