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why i am here 

I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year
That to me
is why i am here
why i am here by Krkič July 5, 2019
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Why am i here 

Because friend you’re bored so you thought you would look for some funny defenitions but now you’re here why is that? Destiny friend, destiny
Why am I on this website, why? Why am I here?
Why am i here by Big w1ener April 3, 2019

Why am I here 

Please tell me and does anyone have a charger I can you my phone is at 22%
Just give me a charger I don't wanna be here Why am I here

why am i here?

a term that a person uses to question his motive on being in a specific place at a specific time
why am i here? by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

why am I here?

How am I supposed to know??!!! The reason your here is for laughs or just freaking bored.......Well I'm not cheering you up. MOVE ON!!!

Why am i here 

When you don’t know where you are
You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

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