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why am i single?

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!
why am i single? by U_nom_ April 21, 2018

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan