1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.
2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:
Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)
2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:
"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)
2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:
"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 20, 2013
Person 1: yo I got a sick blow job from a Denny whore
Person 2: what’s a Denny whore?
Person 1: man it’s a whore in the back of dennys parking lot
Person 2: what’s a Denny whore?
Person 1: man it’s a whore in the back of dennys parking lot
by Temen420 December 13, 2021
that whore lacey is a bitch
by eagleseatdick November 15, 2022
by eagleseatdick November 15, 2022
When your to lazy to go on the streets but ugly enough to photo shop your picture for false advertisement.
I met this girl doing online whoring but looked under the skirt and it was a man.
My ex was online whoring because he was ugly.
My ex was online whoring because he was ugly.
by Bullcockyonyou, January 14, 2023
Somebody who, when in a conversation, repeatedly uses emoticons to express their thoughts and feelings. Rather than take the time to create a thought out response they use a series of emotions that leave you with absolutely no way to respond.
John - "Hey Shirley!"
Shirley - " :) "
John - " ..what's up?"
Shirley - " :\ "
John - "Wow, you're such an emoti-whore."
Shirley - " :) "
John - " ..what's up?"
Shirley - " :\ "
John - "Wow, you're such an emoti-whore."
by WannaBeWebster February 29, 2012
male version of a Slut wife
1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
by wolfgirlz January 10, 2018