Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly
normal in this
world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S
MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-
like practice of being a whore...
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no
one knows what you actually look
like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’
s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
