whoremelon

whores are bad but melons are good so a whoremelon is a whore that is still a good person

that girls over there is a whoremelon

by bean bindham May 6, 2018

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

Whoremon

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.

"She is such a Whoremon!"

by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008

whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.

Joe is such a whoremonger.

by Rony February 6, 2003

Whoremones

The kind of level of hormones that makes one seem like a thirsty slut for extended periods of time.

That dude can't stop talking about sex and shit; the whoremones must be raging.

by Aerial Asshole September 27, 2017