Whore off 

a Whore off is a competition to see how many people you can snog bbefore the other person, the person with the most snogs is the biggest whoe and wins the compitiion

"wanna whore off?"
"sure"

2 hours later

"how many people?"
"60 u?"
"62"

"you win ¬¬"

Whore off by shamonneeeeeeeeeeeee February 7, 2010

whore-off 

A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.

Paris Hilton: "I challenge you to a whore-off!"
Mr. Slave: "You're on!"
Random Guy: "Whore-off!"

whore-off by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

Whore-Off 

A competition in which two whores who take it in turns to perform sexual and often disgisting acts for a crowd to determine who is the bigger whore.

Jeff: "I'm a bigger whore than you! I've had sex with ten people at the same time!"
Jean: "I've done it with four goats!!!!"
By-Stander: "WHORE-OFF!!!!"

Whore-Off by Harry Manwhore April 25, 2006

Where you off 

A phrase lazy northerners use instead of completing a full sentence. What they actually mean to say is "Where are you off too?"

Alright Pet, where you off?

Where you off by Chris VG December 28, 2007

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

jerking off a whole assing horse by unteched March 20, 2021