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Wooleybooger 

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself
Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.
Wooleybooger by BigWoody February 17, 2007
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Wooleybooger 

A term used when refering to a man who is unkept and usually had long hair, a rough beard. Often assoiciated with shady characters or someone you should beware.
Achenaar, Saavedro, bigfoot, Dan Haggerty on a bad day.
Wooleybooger by linkerjpatrick December 28, 2003

Wooleybooger 

An animal that looks extremely cute OR extremely funny.
Look at that basset hound! It's a wooleybooger!

"Wooleybooger!" said B, "You're such a cute husky..."
Wooleybooger by Sugar_Drawers February 14, 2010

Woolyboogers 

The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.
When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.
Woolyboogers by cookiefish January 23, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026