whole foods

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.
Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.
by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017
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Scuppies love to spend copious amounts of their disposable income on all the organic, free-range, fair trade groceries found at Whole Foods.
by Lou Bennett January 12, 2008
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A grocery store which sells foods and items but in a fashionable and kitsch way. Their products are catered for the 20-30 somethings in the US and tend to attract very good looking people who are hippie wannabes.
I'm going to go to the Whole Foods store to eye out some hot girls who are shopping for stupid crap that she could buy elsewhere for cheaper but prefers to shop at Whole Foods because she's dumb and thinks that WF is 'fresher' and 'better' and 'more natural' (false claims) than other grocery stores. The majority of good looking people tend to be easily manipulated to spend more money over fancy claims, therefore Whole Foods is a really good place to find a future hot wife with big boobs trying to find an organic hemp-made bra.
by jeegle March 27, 2010
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an up-scale market catering to those seeking natural and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand products are reasonable. The customer service is excellect and the "Prepared Foods" is an awesome place to lunch at.
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke.
by Carlos Mc November 14, 2007
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Whole Foods

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.
Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."
by JohnE123454 September 05, 2010
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Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke
by Carlos Mack December 03, 2007
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Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".
I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.
by Dwayne September 10, 2004
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