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white simba

n. A sexual act performed after a man (the Rafiki) ejaculates on a man's/woman's (the Simba's) stomach/back. The man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his semen and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-jism on the Simba's forehead. If the Rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the Simba above his head and sing the entirety of Elton John's "Circle of Life".
Man 1: I straight up gave my bitch a white Simba last night. Sang the song too.

Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
by The Hebrew Hand December 8, 2016
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Whitesimpable

Something someone who isn’t really attracted to white people would say to say you are simpable meaning they could simp for you.
Jack: Damn did you see Jane she’s so whitesimpable!
John: I know right!
by John Butcher1612 July 23, 2021
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