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white master 

a person who is extremely white and shit at basketball
Tom green is the white master
white master by saggy243 September 4, 2016
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white king, white bull and white master 

all three mean the same thing: a white man who fucks asian women (usually married or at least in a relationship with a pathetic asian man). white king is used the most, followed by master and lastly the bull - as it's what the asian women treat white men as - their king/master! asian women love worshipping big white superior alpha male manly cock so it makes sense to give the white man a nickname. hence why we have the three terms in question now.

these terms were made back in the 70s when the vietnam war was going on. white men were given the names by asian women as they wanted to show their respect and support for superior white kings. most asian women will cheat on their useless asian boyfriend with a big white cock and never go back, there's actually a saying that goes: "once you go white, you'll never have to fight.", what this means is that once an asian woman has sex with a white man, it'll make her relationship with her pathetic asian boyfriend so good they'll never have to argue due to their marriage being held together by the white master bull with his big white superior alpha male manly cock.
hey frankie, i heard matthias was dubbed a white king, white bull and white master by lily chi. apparently her marriage is being held together because of him, he fucks lily while haitao the asian husband watches in disbelief as matthias pounds lily's tiny asian pussy with his huge white cock

Crying while masterbating

The depressive state where your hunger for vagina overshadows your temporary sadness. This state often results in the victim masterbating over violent porn, using his own tears as lubricant as desperate howls of anguish escape his lips.
B.A. was crying while masterbating after someone paid out his altezza tail lights the other night.
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