Your white friend calls you the totally-politically-correct version of 'n****r', 'nibba', and in order not to feel left out, you call him a 'white nibba'. This is a term that is guaranteed to offend no-one, and should be used on every white person you meet to improve your Relationship Status by at least 5% every time you say it.
"Indian man is suicide bomber"
"Says the white nibba who shoots up schools every day"
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi