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Whip my hair 

v. Female Masturbation
Tasha:hey Jessica Ryan and I are on our way to the library to study for the test this afternoon, do you wanna join us?
Jessica:sure, I just have to use the bathroom real quick to whip my hair.
Tasha:ok girl take your time.

Angelica:so I heard you and Nick hooked up last night after the party, how was he?
Sarah:pretty bad, he drank too much so he passed out.
Angelica:how long did he last?
Sarah:less than five minutes, I ended up just whipping my hair.
Angelica:I hate it when that happens
Whip my hair by Expierence Driver November 1, 2010
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whip my hair back and forth 

an example of how humanity has failed.
formerly a song by Willow Smith.
"omg have you heard that song?"
"which one?"
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH JSDHFKJLASHDF"
"-_____-"
yeah.

whip my hair back and forth 

You don't care what people say because of the sheer power your hair has against your foes. Haters gonna hate but they can get a real good whipping by your hair or make things feel less boring in your life! Willow makes a perfect example of this by painting people's clothes and walls and making everything less boring in the her school.
Willow's special ability whip my hair back and forth can kill Chuck Norris's beard

whipmyhairlash 

the consequence of whipping your hair to hard and to long
(the night before)
(music): i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth..
the next day:
mary-do you remember whipping your hair last night?
cat- yeah, i got whipmyhairlash.
whipmyhairlash by cat1234567890 April 21, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026