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wheatarded 

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.
"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"
wheatarded by mo00ose November 19, 2013
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wheatard 

Someone who claims gluten-intolerance, yet pubically consumes snackfoods such as pocky.
The Kitchen Staff called Haru-san a "wheatard" for his hypocritical eating habits.
wheatard by rødgrød med fløde August 25, 2006

wheatertastic 

in table football when a ballis hit and intended to go forward changes direction and ends up in the players own goal. Named for its creator MR. Wheater himself
Wheater: " im gonna beat you at a game of foosball!"
random: "I accept your challenge!"
Wheater: (hits ball)
(wheatertastic occurs)
Wheater: Oh no my attempt at a goal has backfired! My name will forever now be remembered with ridicule yet respect.
wheatertastic by boomstick October 10, 2003

Wheatard 

A person who is allergic to wheat and makes a big fuss about ut
Tom is a wheatard
Wheatard by Diddakoi August 17, 2011

Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.
Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"
Wheaterism by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

Wheattard 

A man who drinks gluten-free beer.
"We'll have three beers, and make one a Bard's Tale -- it's for the wheattard."
Wheattard by glupnordt May 1, 2012