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whack shack 

A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.
whack shack by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011
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whack shack 

A bed with a canopy arranged in such a manner as to allow complete privacy for the act of masturbation.
Billy spends all day hidden in his whack shack.
whack shack by njj October 1, 2006

Whack Shack 

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out
1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.
Whack Shack by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009

whack-shack 

A make-shift privacy tent built on beds found in collage dorms or the squad bay of a millitary instillation, and used for masturbation.
I think Pvt. Jones is in his whack-shack sarge its moving side-to-side.
whack-shack by kimjongjr October 20, 2009

SHACK WHACK 

To whack someone in the balls while saying SHACK WHACK!
SHACK WHACK (when you hear someone say that your not gonna have kids or be able to walk. also if a Cambodian kid says that YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!)
SHACK WHACK by RickyJohnJones May 13, 2021

Wack Shack 

When your bed is completely enclosed/surrounded by a bed sheet providing ample opportunity for "private time."

Options for building your wack shack:

1. If you have a bunk bed, the easiest way to create a wack shack is by sleeping on the bottom bunk and draping the sheet over by putting one half under the top bed's mattress allowing for the other half of the sheet to hang down to the floor.

2. If you are not so lucky as to have a bunk bed, tacks and the ceiling are your best bet.

Benefits:

1. Noise reduction
2. Light reduction
3. Alone time
4. Girlfriend time
Joe just went into his wack shack...you know what the f*** is up.

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.
"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."
Whack Sack by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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