Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!
Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!
by PMastaChris May 1, 2008
When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.
David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.
by David Marcus October 28, 2004
Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
by GSpunk December 12, 2006
The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi
Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
by Mr. Frogman September 28, 2019
Similar to "Walk it off."
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
by nevarine July 4, 2011
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004