whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.

He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.

by Devious Steve O May 26, 2006

whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. September 22, 2007

whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 17, 2011

whack job

To kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract. hit

Michael had a whack job performed on Fredo because of his betrayal.

by Eric Hard September 26, 2004

whack job

Where a girl beats your penis back and forth to give you an orgasm. It is somewhat similar to a handjob.

"Your mom gives a good whack job."

by jack6374 June 03, 2009

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 28, 2005