wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm September 1, 2003

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl August 9, 2010

wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"

by the_jinx April 1, 2003

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B May 22, 2007

wet willy

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) April 16, 2006