Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her

The mrs cunt afford a wax so I helped er art wi a West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

by Dicky Mac August 15, 2018

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008