Wet wank 

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

Wet wank by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her

The mrs cunt afford a wax so I helped er art wi a West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax by Dicky Mac August 15, 2018

Wet Wanker 

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

Wet Wanker by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

wet wankey 

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

wet wankey by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004