wet nightmare 

When you fall asleep and you dream you're about to get laid, but then freddy krueger comes out and gets you off causing you to cum in real life.

Johnny woke up from a wet nightmare with wet pants after freddy krueger entered his dream and got him off.

wet nightmare by luckyfinnegan123 June 26, 2010

Wet nightmare 

A wet nightmare is like a wet dream but it’s all your insecurities packed into one dream.

Wet nightmare is Like having a small dick or getting left edging

Wet nightmare by Wetty dreamy August 27, 2020

wet nightmare 

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

wet nightmare by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare 

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

wet nightmare by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

Wet nightmare 

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

Wet nightmare by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022