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Wet nightmare 

A wet nightmare is like a wet dream but it’s all your insecurities packed into one dream.
Wet nightmare is Like having a small dick or getting left edging
Wet nightmare by Wetty dreamy August 27, 2020
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wet nightmare 

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.
last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious
wet nightmare by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare 

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something
"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".
wet nightmare by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

Wet nightmare 

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
Wet nightmare by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
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