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Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.
A: "Why isn't Neil coming out this weekend?"
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."
by Commandy November 07, 2007
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When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
by Jackson Legg August 11, 2011
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When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
by Gvaldez August 03, 2009
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When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.
You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!
by WettLett March 28, 2018
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A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard
Hey Amelia there a wet lettuce I’ve there oh wait it’s u
by Finn2232 March 10, 2018
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