wet flower

- a person who is soft and weak akin to the softening of a flower wilted by water.

"look at that fucking wet flower, he constantly complains and probably couldn't smash a grape in a fruit fight, what a fucking waste of air."

wet flower by KiloFoxtrot January 23, 2015

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wet bologna flower

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

wet bologna flower by Lizz L September 16, 2008

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wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

wet pineapple flower by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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