wet dinner 

When a man or a group of men come on a dinner plate and a woman licks it up.

Whose going to do the dishes after that wet dinner?

wet dinner by Unique Name 123 December 9, 2006

Wet Dinger 

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

Wet Dinger by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

Diner Wet Wipe by SultanofFez January 7, 2019