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westfake 

Another term for Westlake, Ohio. A small suburb of Cleveland. There are so many fake people living in this city, especially the students who attend westlake high school. Here you will find some of the biggest alcohol and nicotine fiends. Juuling, drinking twisted tea and rape are few of the epidemics at whs. Everyone uses each other to get alcohol or weed or juul pods. There is very few people at this school who don’t talk shit and turn their backs on their friends. If someone even put their arm around a girl at a party, that girl would tell almost the whole school that this guy raped her and everyone would hate this guy and believe the girl. Even the guys “friends” would turn their backs. There is an unbelievable amount of shit talking that goes on at whs, one day you’re cool someone, the next day he or she is talking shit. The loser of the school has alcohol, suddenly everyones his friend just because of the alc. The term “Westfake” hasn’t been around too long and people need to see what Westlake is really about.
Person 1: “Yo dawg, you coming to the party tonight? It’s gonna be rex asf!”
Person 2: “Nah dude. I ain’t going to no westfake party, some chick is gonna try and make out with me and then tell everyone I raped her. Fuck that!”
Person 1: “Ah shit bruh. True that.
westfake by robin rally January 6, 2019
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Westlake Amber

Your typical bleach blonde hoe that still lives with her rich parents in Westlake. She's been ran through every guy and most gals in school. This tramp is not clean and you will need to visit your doctor. Be Warned!
Don't let your daughters or sons around that westlake amber!
Westlake Amber by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

westlake whore 

A funky looking blonde from Westlake Texas that has sex with anyone at anytime for anything. She is dry, cheap, loose and rank smelling. Think twice and turn on the lights!
westlake whore by Westlake Cutie December 25, 2016

Westlake Cumdumpster 

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

westlake weed whore 

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!
Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

Glen westlake middle school 

Shit that school is fucking ass 4 shooting threats in the past month! We’re all scared thanks to that shitty school and don’t get me started on ms. York (ms egg yolk) that bitch will give you an infraction for needing a little extra time on you work not to mention all the other humanities teacher (exept for ms Tragasz) are usually the same i hated the grade before me now I feel bad for them and pray that they never have to come
Person 1: you went to Glen westlake middle school right?

Person 2: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE 3 YEARS OF TOURTURE

Westlake High School 

Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.
Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.
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