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Were-penis 

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.
Johns were-penis attacked me last night.
Were-penis by Casey Karn February 27, 2008

Weepens of Deeth 

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.
"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker
Weepens of Deeth by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020
The excess skin that you can pull down from your elbow when your arm is extended straight.
"I can pull my weenis down farther than yours"

"I have a long weenis"
weeenis by A. Marie May 6, 2005
a cross between a weiner and a penis and kristina's finger... or what we like to call ashton
my weeenis was shaking violently
geez ashton you are such a weeenis
adj (WEAKpenis)- used to describe something extremely displeasing or unsatisfying when words such as weak or sucky do not provide an adequate description of just how far below expectations a particular situation is.
Person #1: "Duuuude! The concert is sold out!
Person #2: "That's weakpenis!"
weakpenis by publius bloatalus July 15, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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