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Verb. To masturbate while looking at photos of busty, but clothed, late teenage girls on popular image hosting sites as webshots and photobucket. The term originated in 2005 after the release of a plethora of photos of a pleasant, outgoing girl with the surname "Wenk".
I could really wenk to that photo
by doc brown May 09, 2007
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A sound effect used in a story to exemplify a fall or a quick motion
I heard Jack Warner was on my road, so I fly out my house, WENKSSSS
by NeilG July 26, 2013
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Proper Noun. To be in the state of being a sexy beast. In the state of being irresistable to women over the age of 18.
Men in uniform are said to be wenks.
by Sarina August 22, 2004
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Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.
"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."
by Valigarmander August 26, 2007
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Verb. Make yourself look like a smart-ass, by acting or saying things that make you look like an intellectual cunt.

Past tense - wank
A person who wenks is a wenker.

Origin: Wenk written backwards is knew.
"John: Hey, Marissa. Did you know you can't defend your usage of weed because it has been scientifically proven that it causes lung damage, unlike you previously thought?
Marissa: Shut up, you wenker.
Third person watching: OH SHIT. OWNED."

"Sometimes people think I'm a smart-ass but I only wenk by mistake."

"I wank in a public library yesterday. People did not find it very friendly of me."
by Miles L. Anderson May 30, 2018
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