Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.

Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”

wellsway school by Mr P I Staker February 8, 2019

Related Words

weliswa • WELLSWAY • wellsway school • Weniswaker • Wenis Waffle • Wenis War • Wenis Warmer • Wenis Waxing

WELLSWAY

It’s a school, with just one rule:

ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION:
• No phones
• No tight trousers
• No jewellry
• No running
• No hanging out in groups
• No walking in corridors
• No freedom of speech
• No fun
• No fizzy drinks
• No talking
• No chewing gum
• Year 7 has to do cross-country
• No failing
• No going to take a SHIAT
• No education
• No taking blazers off
• No eating
• No going to the dentist
• No sitting
• No playing
• No football
• Homework set every lesson
• No emotional support
• No facilities
• NO CRYING
• NO LAUGHING
• NO FARTING
• NO NOTHING

BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T

AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL!

Fuck this school.

Wellsway student: Hi Ben-

SL(u)T- DETENTIOOOOOOOOON!

WELLSWAY by Mr P I Staker April 8, 2019

WELLSWAY

A crap school stupid mr woodville mr comber see straight and we can't walk in groups we can't have phones and we can't be normal we have to dress like total retards.

Dude1: dude check the time on your phone.

Dude2: ok .
mr sideways eyes comber: I'll be having that you retard.

dude1: we should leave wellsway.

WELLSWAY by Hosepipe osemboldo March 28, 2019

Weniswaker

(wee-nis-wake-er)

A weniswaker is someone that is usually very attractive or alluring. Wenis is traditionally used to define the in between of manhood, a weniswaker is a person who brings them to their full grown state (if you know what I mean).

"woahh dude that girl over there's a real weniswaker"

"Yeah fr bro shes so fine"

Weniswaker by Massagesettingss February 18, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026