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Weinercondriac 

A man imagining an ailment pertaining to his weiner that doesn't exist.
The man who thought his otherwise healthy weiner was diseased or distressed was a weinercondriac
Weinercondriac by Orangedrummer23 February 10, 2015

weinerdog 

A dachshund, either standard or minature. Called weinerdog because of its resemblance to a hotdog or "weiner". This dog was originally bred in Germany to find moles or badgers.
That's an adorable weinerdog walking down the sidewalk!
weinerdog by Sarah L. February 17, 2005

Weinerpoop 

The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weinerpoop"

-The Poop That Took A Pee by Leopold "Butters" Stoch
Weinerpoop by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

Weinertown

Similar to sausage fest. This is a place with lots of men, particularly homosexual men.
Person 1: "WTF, did we just walk into Weinertown?"
Person 2: "Yep. And you, Gus Ochse, are the mayor."
Weinertown by I-banged-your-sister November 9, 2009

weinermobile 

A mobile device resembling the shape of a 'Weiner' also known as the male genitalia, 'Penis'. Hence making the 'Weinermobile' a 'Moving Penis.'
Today this word refers to the Oscar Meyer 'Weinermobile' which commonly patrols the United States spreading the parent companies illustrious name.
Hey Pat, look at that fine looking weinermobile coming down the road.

Wow!
weinermobile by Tony Montana April 8, 2003

weinerdonkus

Weinerdonkus is a mixture of a weiner, a donkey, and Jesus.
" Oh my god, her outfit is so Weinerdonkus!"

" I know right? She is like so totally Weinerdonkus!!"

" how weinerdonkulicicous?!"

" OMG, SOOOO Weinerdonkudus!"'

"WOW, she is sooo weinerdonkuboomboom!?"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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