weed

god's one true gift to mankind

that weed we smoked was fuckjing gooddodod

by god March 4, 2005

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 12, 2005

weed

God's way of telling me he loves me.

$25 for 2 grams? are you seeerious? aww whatevah...i love you.

by Diana March 19, 2005

weed

the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect

aka

fucking awesome

i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more

by lorencia January 6, 2005

weed

an amazing plant which brings people together

yo, this weed is the shit

by chillnsmoke February 8, 2008

weed

An essential substance.

Pass that shit, dude.

Thats some good weed

by jessica st February 25, 2008

weed

Slang For Cannabis sativa/Indica.The main active Chemical In cannabis is the cannaboid T.H.C. witch is absorbed by the cannaboid receptors in the brain causing the "High" effect.

I dont smoke weed i have tried it years ago but These propaganda people are hilarious. weed is not addictive physicly but mentally that means you dont have an urge/need to smoke it like tobbaco addicts.You dont turn out a loser if you smoke it unless you let it effect other aspects of your life. Some call it a gateway drug but thats because its illegal,most people drink alcohal before they try crack does that make alcohal a gate way drug?
It is Extremly less harmful then alcohal,But does contain more Tar then Tobbaco per gram but can be vaporized or cooked to greatly reduce the harmful effects.
Of course there are reasons not to smoke it such as when driving or operating machinery(sp?),using it to escape your problems,to look cool or fit in,At school or at work. Cannabis should be legal because it would save the goverment tax money and Make it safer for users to buy.It is a victimless crime. Cannabis Smokers can be anyone you know doctors,laywers(I know a few stoner lawyers ),Stay at home moms,computer programmers,your Family ect...

I really wish people would stop being close minded.They say that its bad for you while they drink thier Alcohal(ironic eh?)Cannabis smokers are like anyone else dont juge all cannabis smokers by a few low lifes that give them a bad name.

by Hymen June 28, 2006