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weed bitch 

A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.

This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.
Caroline took one hit and keeps calling herself a weed bitch!
weed bitch by not a weed bitch March 22, 2011
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weed bitch 

The dude in the corner who always goes to cop, cleans the weed and rolls the joints and blunts or reloads the bowls. They must always keep rotation running if the circle isn't fortunate enough to have their own. If he or she fails in keeping their duties then the weed bitch gets an epic fail and must smoke an entire bong bowl to the head while maintaining their duties.
Smoker 1: "Dude, where's the joint?"
Smoker 2: "I ain't got it. Yo weed bitch, where'd the joint go?"
Weed Bitch: "I'm rollin' a new one right now bitches be patient!"
Everyone: "FAIL!!! Bong! Bong! Bong!"
weed bitch by auriuman78 September 13, 2011

Pass the weed bitch

She said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubble blowing Zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga monkey ass nigga uu u aa

bitch weed 

low quality weed. doesn't live up to the expectations you had of it when you bought it. it's a dissapointment and it's jus little bitch weed.
man, i'm so tired of this bitch weed, we need to score some good stuff, at a good price!
bitch weed by Lorenzzzzo July 24, 2008

Weeabitch 

A weeaboo, typically female, who is rude to someone who is NOT Japanese. A bitchy weeaboo who may or may not be totally disgusting looking.
That girl just showed up at my party with a Japanese girl and didn't even introduce herself... what a weeabitch!
Weeabitch by blairsupreme April 16, 2011

weeabitching 

When a nerd complains about things (usually but not necessarily always involving Japan). Being butthurt over unimportant media-related events, products, news, updates, etc. Complaining loudly and/or for an extended period of time about said irrelevant things in person, on social media, etc.
They haven't stopped weeabitching about the Last Exile sequel since it came came out, claiming it's an insult to the original series.
weeabitching by a literal squirrel December 18, 2016
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