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wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.
-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
by fatcat February 7, 2007
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