weasel out 

to escape responsibility for something.

He used all kinds of excuses to weasel out of hosting the BBQ on his house..... again!

weasel out by Eric Koteles August 17, 2006

jack out the weasel 

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

jack out the weasel by senior jota April 10, 2023