weape 

when you get insulted or critized, you weape or become a weapp.

"sarah you ugly bitch" sarah weapeyed the fuck out #weapette

weape by weape September 6, 2017

Weapons are humanitarian aid. 

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

weakest v1nce enjoyer 

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

weakest v1nce enjoyer by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022

heavy weapons guy 

and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds

i am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon

heavy weapons guy by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

Trump weave 

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??

Trump weave by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017