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wernersville 

town of the giant ice cream cone and also where john and kate plus eight reside, oops i mean john minus nine. The most popular thing to do is smoke a bowl for entertainment and cruz by cornfields/vast abyssness of green.
Dude I'm so bored right now, theres nothing to do, it's like were in wernersville.

Weinershitzel 

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.
"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

Harvey Weinerstain 

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

Weenerscape 

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.
Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape
Weenerscape by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009

Coffee weaner 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Coffee weaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016

weinerschmack 

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.
Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.
weinerschmack by BunSeam September 11, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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