waxing the bean

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

by hardpack May 20, 2005

Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017