(adj) simutaneously intriguing and repulsive.
(adv) in a manner that is both captivating and abhorrent.

etymology: 2003, portmanteau word. "Winona Ryder + Bologne." Author entertaining idea of watching her lover eat bologne out of Winona Ryder's navel.

1. Hey dude, have you seen that one porn site where girls do it with the German Shepards?

Yeah, man, that site's wawoni.

2. Lisa felt wawoni after watching the STD education video.

wawoni by JD Carmona November 18, 2006

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wawoom

a exclamation of excitement typically said after or before doing something monumental, funny, or entertaining. can also be used as a catch phrase.

allison: you ready for basketball
kwame: ye
allison: imma score. wawoom!

wawoom by 0stupidloser March 3, 2017

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wawoom

(Wah-wOOm)
Not just exclamation!
Wawoom can be used in practically any situation!
You know wawoom is real because it even has a cringy version for non-believers; "wewoom!"

Wompa: Mom, my fish died. And my geetair broke while I was playing stairway to heaven.
Shan: Silly goose! It will be okay! Wawoom!
Wompa: That made me feel a lot better. Thanks brutha.

wawoom by TelepatheticLoser March 12, 2017

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WAWOM

What A Waste Of Money

"Wow, Josh bought an £800 gaming laptop just to play Age of Empires....WAWOM!"

WAWOM by DunstablesBestPlayer November 16, 2021

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