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waterpick 

1. A small plastic nozzle which shoots a stream of water between your teeth to remove food particles. A high-tech version of dental floss.

2. What my former roommate used to use to masterbate with. She could really get off with it.
1. (after eating popcorn) I used the waterpick to remove the popcorn kernals stuck between my teeth.

2. You should have heard her scream as she 'picked her clit'.
waterpick by 6irl5cout August 22, 2008

waterlopes 

Used to measure boob size.
like half way between watermelon boobs and cantaloupe boobs.
person 1: Dude, look at that chic. she's hot
person 2 : I know! She has waterlopes!

person 1: Where did your friend get her waterlopes?
person 2: She grew them herself.
waterlopes by Binky&Teeny July 11, 2010

Wyoming Waterdipper 

While taking a shit, have the seat up, and sit directly in the water while shitting
Phil did you just rip a Wyoming Waterdipper?
Fuck yeah I did Ricky!

waterape 

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.
Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.
waterape by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

waterpick 

When you accidently piss down a chick's throat while she's blowing you.
I was afraid that if I got up to take a leak, Suzy wouldn't continue with my blow job. 5 minutes later, I waterpicked her.
waterpick by mr. blump October 13, 2005