water pipe 

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

water pipe by Sko56 May 10, 2006

water pipe 

fucking bong

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!

water pipe by brovaquack March 27, 2011

waterpick 

1. A small plastic nozzle which shoots a stream of water between your teeth to remove food particles. A high-tech version of dental floss.

2. What my former roommate used to use to masterbate with. She could really get off with it.

1. (after eating popcorn) I used the waterpick to remove the popcorn kernals stuck between my teeth.

2. You should have heard her scream as she 'picked her clit'.

waterpick by 6irl5cout August 22, 2008

waterlopes 

Used to measure boob size.
like half way between watermelon boobs and cantaloupe boobs.

person 1: Dude, look at that chic. she's hot
person 2 : I know! She has waterlopes!

person 1: Where did your friend get her waterlopes?
person 2: She grew them herself.

waterlopes by Binky&Teeny July 11, 2010

Wyoming Waterdipper 

While taking a shit, have the seat up, and sit directly in the water while shitting

Phil did you just rip a Wyoming Waterdipper?
Fuck yeah I did Ricky!

Wyoming Waterdipper by Self Circumcised May 11, 2019

waterape 

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.

Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.

waterape by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

waterpick 

When you accidently piss down a chick's throat while she's blowing you.

I was afraid that if I got up to take a leak, Suzy wouldn't continue with my blow job. 5 minutes later, I waterpicked her.

waterpick by mr. blump October 13, 2005