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Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.

Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"

Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."

water wank by Brian Limond October 3, 2013

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wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

wank water by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

water wanker by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

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Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.

"Deuce is a Waterwalker"

Waterwalker by brian223ar October 7, 2008

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JC Waterwalker

Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God

Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday

JC Waterwalker by analogkid July 8, 2011

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Waterwand

You wake up to take a thick piss and notice a throbbing erection (impressive) that magically disappears after you've taken a piss.

I wish my real erections were as hard as the waterwand I get in the morning.

Waterwand by Giger_Bender October 13, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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