water wank 

Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.

Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"

Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."

water wank by Brian Limond October 3, 2013

wank water 

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

wank water by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

water wanker 

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

water wanker by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.

"Deuce is a Waterwalker"

Waterwalker by brian223ar October 7, 2008

JC Waterwalker 

Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God

Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday

JC Waterwalker by analogkid July 8, 2011

Waterwand 

You wake up to take a thick piss and notice a throbbing erection (impressive) that magically disappears after you've taken a piss.

I wish my real erections were as hard as the waterwand I get in the morning.

Waterwand by Giger_Bender October 13, 2020