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Water Treatment Plant 

When two people, male or female, 69 while continuously urinating into each other’s mouth.
Ughh! I really need to brush my teeth. I still have the pee taste in my mouth from doing the Water Treatment Plant with Sarah last night.

Lanchester water treatment plant 

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.
"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"