Water stain 

In theory , a water stain is nothing more than a sad story of an illegitimate oil field bro who acquired his job from jarred Peters back in 2011 at Grady rentals. The term water, and the relation to Clyde’s life .. as we reflect on its said existence.. is supposed to be clean. However it is not. It is tainted with filth and cigarette smoke from behind the skate station where Clyde would perform suck wang on Kurt mayhew for menthols. Which in return leaves a stain. And Clyde has been a stain ever since he dyed his hair like slim shady in middle school and thought he was sweet when he would do wheelies in his shitty as tired wheelchair cause he broke his fuckin leg or something idk fuck you Clyde your mega cab was mega stupid ... fuck you

-Webster’s dictionary 2017

Clyde’s mom-

my grocery list doesn’t have detergent on it, because that water stain is never going anywhere———— yeet

Water stain by Even pp October 29, 2018

Nebraskan Water Stain 

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

Nebraskan Water Stain by tgnws September 3, 2025

Coffee Stained Water 

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

Coffee Stained Water by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011