Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

Water Pump by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Water pump

The WaterPump : originated from the outskirts of Toronto

It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.

- How the hell you describe that with no pic?

- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty

Water pump by Bushydo_br0wn November 15, 2021

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Filipino water pump 

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off

Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

Filipino water pump by Alexandevo March 13, 2018

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008

Guatemalan Water Pump 

A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.

While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.

Guatemalan Water Pump by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009

a yard of pump water 

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

a yard of pump water by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008