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waste of oxygen 

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,
"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."
waste of oxygen by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005
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Waste of Oxygen 

Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton is a Waste of Oxygen. He is everything that is wrong with America manifested into a human being

John: Hey Jane! Did you see the post the Waste of Oxygen made?

Jane: Yes He is the Anti Christ

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Paul is a waste of oxygen.

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Waste of good oxygen 

When someone is wasting oxygen that can be used by another. Those with this characteristic are often useless people who are not useful to society. This characteristic is often found in men.
That man is a waste of good oxygen
Waste of good oxygen by jade77380 February 13, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026