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warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.
"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."
by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004
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